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Thank you for visiting my Tumblr! I’m a writer, blogger, and general misanthrope. By day I am a homeschooling mom with way too much time and snarky attitude to know what to do with. I blog a few times a week about the general goings on in my community and my life; as well as some of my radical and often snarky ideas. For some reason I seem to attract the crazies – most often not of the good sort. Since graduate school, I’ve published a compilation of my best blogs, been Freshly Pressed, and have numerous short story and academic publications. I am currently working on a satire about life in California.
I hope you enjoy my blog and my general bitchiness. I like to consider myself brutally honest and completely unwilling to sit around while stupidity reigns supreme. When I was in graduate school, my favorite professor and mentor told me once that I was “like a gadfly on the horse’s ass of society.” He was commenting on the fact that I always questioned the status quo; and I refused to accept complacency. Since leaving school, I have become evermore convinced that life just isn’t fun without at least one gadfly.
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